By Mike Bender, Doug Chernack
In keeping with the hit site, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly notable snaps of relations bonding, you are going to giggle so difficult that individuals in adjacent workplaces will ask what’s flawed with you”—Esquire), this complete colour e-book good points never-before-seen images and hilarious own tales masking every thing from uncomfortable moments with kin, teenager angst, sibling competition, and relatives vacation trips from hell. draw back on the pressured poses, undesirable hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to examine our personal households and rejoice the truth that we're now not alone. Nothing says awkward greater than an uncomfortable kinfolk picture!
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