New PDF release: Asshole No More (The Asshole Saga, Book 1)

By Xavier Crement

An underground bestseller for greater than 2 many years, Asshole No More is the step forward booklet by way of former proctologist, X. Crement, M.D., within the analysis and remedy of assholism.

Asshole No More is a self-help consultant for recuperating assholes—and their sufferers. Hilarioous!

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They pulled to a halt and said they had very little water left, having just waterlogged the village green. They did what they could, while the Wallington fire3i THE WORLD OF WORK men sheepishly asked passing motorists if they had any fire extinguishers. The fire at 2 Crisp Road was put out by energetic locals throwing water. E>3> IT THE WORST SHIP Between 1953, when it was built, and 1976, when it sank, the Argo Merchant suffered every known form of maritime disaster. In 1967 the ship took eight months to sail from Japan to America.

It was so horrific that thirteen employees had to be helped out by workmates and State Registered Nurses. One scene was so realistic that a welder fell offhis chahin fright and had to have seven stitches. During the same scene another worker fainted and had to be carried out. In one full-colour close-up a group of machine minders had to be led out feeling sick and faint. The divisional safety officer, Mr Ron Hesketh, said the film was being withdrawn because it was not safe. 'We are very keen to get over the point of eye protection,' he said, 'but at this point in time we have decided not to take any chances.

They took five days to erect the 3 V2 feet high and 100 yard long fence. After they had completed it they noticed that they had not left a gap to drive their lorry out. 'It was like watching a Laurel and Hardy film,' said Mrs Elizabeth Ann Whittaker, who saw the whole creative process. 'You could see them looking at the fence, then at the lorry, then at the fence again. ' 37 THE WORLD OF WORK A council spokesman said: 'It was an oversight. ' The workers returned next morning to knock down part of the fence and recover their lorry.

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