Download PDF by S. M. Mathur: Academic Jokes. Lighter Side of Academics

By S. M. Mathur

Humour is the spice of lifestyles. Its price was once acknowledges correct from the traditional instances whilst kings hired courtroom jesters to brighten up issues and either the monarch and the population felt amused at their actions. Birbal and Tenali Ram became the epitome of repartee and wit. One reveals humour in lifestyle too. there's a lot of humour in teachers and technology additionally reminiscent of the tales of absent-minded professors are a legion.,,,,,

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Wanted to demonstrate a certain concept in statistics, he rolled a dice, but was not sure if the demonstration offended any foreign student in the class. ” “No,” he replied. ” A discussion was going on in the staff club about the intellectual attainments of people from various regions of India. It was generally agreed that Bengalis are very brainy but why? The Bengali lecturer boasted that it was due to their fish diet. Though a vegetarian, his Brahmin friend thought that he would test this contention by eating some fish.

Frustrated, they approached the Soviet space agency. ” A professor of zoology kept his crabs in an open tank. On being asked whether he was not afraid that they might escape, he replied, “They are Indian crabs. No sooner one starts climbing up, another will immediately claw it back. ” A boy was caught eating during biology lesson. ” A student, who thought he was very smart took different parts from various insects and glued them together. He took the creation to Charles Darwin, the famous naturalist, and requested him to identify the insect.

The girl folds up her notebook and starts to leave. “Where are you going? ” admonishes her father. ” A former minister of education with antediluvian ideas had introduced Jjyotirvigyan and Purohitya courses as subjects in universities that required a good knowledge of Sanskrit. But this ancient language is not easily mastered and was causing problems for students. Here is the lament of a scholar parodied from an old ditty: Sanskrit is a language As dead as it can be. It killed the ancient Hindus, And now, it is killing me.

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