By Craig Shaw Gardner
"Guxx Unfufadoo is my identify. And killing wizards is my game!"
Thus spoke the scary rhyming demon, come from the Netherhells, to munch a number of the good Ebenezum.
Only it didn't particularly figure out that means. Ebenezum lived, cursed through Guxx with a potent curse that he may still henceforth be allergic to magic.
So Ebenezum and his hapless apprentice Wuntvor needs to trip to the town of Forbidden Delights to hunt a treatment. They locate the line fraught with peril and darkish magic, from tap-dancing dragons to enchanted chickens, slobbering trolls, winsome witches and sinister shrubbery.
It's as much as Wunt to determine them via, to utter the sounds of energy and communicate the spells that might insure their health and wellbeing, wealth and endured existence. It basically he may well keep in mind the words...
"A lot of fun." (Christopher Stasheff)
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