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Kalli Dakos 44 Public Speaking Today’s the school speech contest. I feel a little sick. I hate to talk in front of crowds, but I’ve a little trick. I picture the whole audience is sitting right out there without a stitch of clothing on except their underwear. It’s easy then to read or talk when all the while I’m peeking. Just try it if you are like me and don’t like public speaking. Bill Dodds 45 The Aliens Have Landed! The aliens have landed! It’s distressing, but they’re here. They piloted their flying saucer through our atmosphere.
At three o’clock one morning, he woke up with a cough, and as he reached out for his teeth— they bit his hand right off. Carey Blyton 28 Uncle Dave’s Car I pleaded with my Uncle Dave to take us for a ride. My sisters grabbed a window seat. I sat right by his side. He zoomed across a garden and knocked some hedges down, then barreled over sidewalks in a busy part of town. He zipped along a winding road— a siren made him stop. My uncle got a ticket from a very angry cop. ) Helen Ksypka 29 Grandma’s Kisses They’re the biggest, wet, juiciest kisses in town.
Whoopie! A test! We’re having a difficult test! We’d also enjoy being kicked by a mule, then dipped in a caldron of bubbling drool, but a difficult test is best! A woodpecker pecking a tune on your head, then trapped in a mighty collapsible bed, or dancing barefooted with ol’ Frankenstein, sure, all of these things, why of course, would be fine, but a difficult test is best! Or baked in a pie in an oven too hot and having your fingers all tied in a knot, then using a chair made of porcupine quills, can also provide you a great deal of thrills, but a difficult test is best!