1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The by Cary McNeal PDF

By Cary McNeal

Fact: Chocolate includes the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses could be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canine, parrots, horses, and cats.
This signifies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't a prompt snack on your kitty-cat. i'm wondering what number cats have died due to this confusion.
Fact: the main germ-laden position in your bathroom isn't the seat or perhaps the bowl:
It's the deal with.
The resolution: Don't flush. enable the subsequent man fear approximately it.
There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the proof that may frighten the bejeezus out of you. and because of this little gem a WC e-book, you'll by no means examine the realm an analogous method back, with out, er, dry heaving a bit bit.
From the sneaky fish which can swim up our genitals to the e coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, demanding phenomena are all over the place we flip. academic, wonderful, and undeniably frightening, this booklet isn't absolute to assist you, um, visit the rest room, yet it's sure to make it slow there extra . . . informed.

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What kind of advice could some drone who has devoted his life to the self-deception of religion possibly give you about your spirit? It sounds like a hustle to me. GUYS CALLED JUNIOR I have no respect for any man who allows people to call him Junior; I immediately think he’s a chump and a loser. To me, Junior means lower than, lesser than, beneath. Putting “Junior” on a kid’s name is just a way for a father to control and demean his son and prevent him from having an identity of his own. I don’t like that whole cult-of-the-father thing in the first place.

And then the man fell off the trapeze and smashed into the ground, and they had to kill him? And all the other trapeze people got real sad and they had to kill them too? Hah? Wasn’t that fun? Why are you cryin’, Billy? Please don’t cry. If you stop cryin’, 111 take you to the rodeo. Wouldn’t that be fun? Maybe someone will get trampled, or gored. They we got horsies and cows, too, you know. Maybe they’ll have to kill a horsie. Or a cow. And if they kill a cow, maybe we’ll get to eat him in a hamburger.

I’m Uncle John. I came up to say goodnight. You remember your Uncle John, don’t you? You remember the time I took you down to the beach and we set the hot dog stand on fire and three people died? Wasn’t that fun? Remember run-nin’ away from the police? And how we hid in the sewer and Uncle John got poopoo all over him? And he wiped it on your coat? You remember? And then I took you to the bar and got drunk and vomited on the jukebox? And sparks started flyin’ out of the jukebox and a fire started?

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